Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with something larger.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
It doesn't matter what temperature a room is; it's always room temperature.
If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for two weeks.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.