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» The average human produces 25,000 quarts of spit in a lifetime, enough to fill two swimming pools.

» Your brain weighs around 3 pounds. All but ten ounces is water.

» A can of SPAM is opened every 4 seconds.

» If you gave each human on earth an equal portion of dry land, including the uninhabitable areas, everyone would get roughly 100 square feet (30.4 m).

» The average person makes about 1,140 telephone calls each year.

» There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

» In a century's time, Islam had converted 1/3 of the world.

» In 75% of Americans households, women manage the money and pay the bills.

» The world record for rocking non-stop in a rocking chair is 440 hours.

» Only one person in 2 billion will live to be 166 or older.

» The world record for rain boot tossing is 179.14 feet (54.60 m).

» Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza everyday.

» Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people.

» More Monopoly money is printed in a year than real money throughout the world.

» 1/4 of the bones in your body is in your feet.

» Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

» You blink over 10,000,000 times a year.

» There are 1,525,000,000 miles (2,453,725,000 km) of telephone wire strung across America.

» Sneeze travels out of your mouth at over 100 miles (161 km) an hour.

» If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

» The earth weighs around 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, tons.

» The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.

» The average person laughs 15 times a day.

» It has been calculated that in the last 3,500 years, there have only been 230 years of peace throughout the civilized world.

» The average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime.

» When glass breaks, the cracks move at speeds up to 3,000 miles (4827 km) per hour.

» The first millennium, 1 - 1000 AD, consisted of 365,250 days. Our current millennium, 1001 - 2000 AD, will consist of 365,237 days. The third millennium, 2001 - 3000 AD, will consist of 365,242 days. The reason for the differences is the calendar system that was in use during the milleniums.

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