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Success

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving definitely isn't for you.

If at first you don't succeed, then you didn't do it right!

If at first you don't succeed, then get someone else to do it. It's called using your initiative.

There are two rules for success in life: Rule 1: Don't tell people everything you know.

If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure. --Vice President Dan Quayle

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone. -- Bill Cosby

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. -- Jean Giraudoux

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

To successfully keep robbers out of your house put six locks on your door. When you go out, lock every other one. No matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a stinkin' fool about it.

If you are feeling unsuccessful just think about this: eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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